I know my staff are trying to convince you I’m enjoying this little trip confined in a steel tub, but don’t believe it! I know; I’ve seen the pictures. They’re just catching me at weak moments!
I’ve tried everything to let them know I WANT OFF THIS BOAT! I howl in the middle of the night, I walk across their faces, I leave little surprises for them to step in…. but they’re not getting it!
I’ve lost track of days; seems like I’ve been on this boat forever.
Could you place this ad for me?
LOOKING FOR A GOOD HOME
Sweet, talkative, friendly male feline in his prime looking for new staff.
Requirements:
· Floors that don’t move
· Large windows
· Soft bed
· Lap to sit on
· 3 meals/day plus bedtime snack
· Daily litter cleaning
· Screen porch a PLUS
Thanks for your help!
Storm (the cat)